You fucking dune coon. Homecoming King Posted on January 8, 2021 by Anneke Hoekstra This analysis activity and culminating writing assignment on Hasan Minhaj's 2017 Netflix Special Homecoming King asks students to consider the ways in which comedy is used to explore difficult personal and societal topics. There were so many levels. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. [laughter] I wish I had said, Fuck that, Im going to the dance. I didnt. you move on to different chapters of your life. Homecoming King was filmed in Minhajs hometown of Davis, California, the perfect venue for Minhaj to recount his real life experiences in a compelling story of family, relationships, race, identity, forgiveness, and the American Dream. Im fucked. I sent it. Vanity Fair. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. Are you kidding me? No one did that. Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam. I was like, Stop it. Calligraphy! I became a comedian. A blank stare? You know we dont end up this far. And he has all this scruff on his face. He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. Ive got to drop the greatest status update. I run upstairs, open my laptop, fire up Facebook, and then I see this. Its so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. And you know, time has passed, and I dont really think about that day. I need the claps. The church whitewashed them. I love you guys. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. I would love to hear that story., Tell me more. What? Now Im stuttering. Like, Pioneer I grew up here. For this, we honor it with a Peabody Award. I look at my dad, like, If this is the last time I see my dad Im saying goodbye to a person I barely even know. And Im waiting, hoping that he comes out of surgery okay. #Calc. Im standing there. Why not? This is America. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. Streaming Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) sub indo. You dont get it, man. And that beautiful blue BMX bike Bam! Which is terrifying to say. I have to tell him stories. Its Jewish Yoda. Thank you. People say, Your parents dont love you. I think our parents love us. My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. I still cant understand some of you. ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. Im livid. Weve got to get better about our cartoon policy. Gods not like, Youre racist. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. Bethany, do you know why Im here? Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. He drags in this big box and goes, Aisha, open the box. She cuts open the box and unfurls one of the flaps, and I see Toys R Us emblazoned on one of the flaps. And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. No. No, I want to know more about you. Why? Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . Sharer; Tweet; WhatsApp; By Posted on September 15, 2018. So cool. Is Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King a good movie to watch? We love this country, please believe me. Nobody loves this country more than us. YOLO. In ten minutes, the man married a woman he had never laid eyes on. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Hasan Minhaj: Nobody Cries At A Joke. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. So I started doing comedy. I was like, I made it! Do you know when br0wn kids get slapped? I do. Doctor sees me. Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, give it to me right now. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. Dad saw the Toys R Us catalog on my wall. Duh! I want to be president. Duh! No, wait. Thats when I realized I dont want a toy. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. Be like this, dude. Good night. Minhaj. But I was like, No, shes different. I hit her up late at night. Lives in Manhattan. Duh, we knew that. All of us? Im laughing so hard, Im crying. Im, like, Maybe this is bigger than me. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? We buy into it. Thank you. Compromise? Youre walking around like a rooster. Hasan Minhaj: Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. His Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj won two Peabody Awards and two Webby Awards . Dont clap. And I was like, You knew my situation. I can be me! So Im going back and forth. It was a big deal for a lot of us. Dont say you dont like Water Runs Dry. I walk in and I see that Daily Show globe. It was like Inception. This just rubs off. Were sitting there. I take off. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. You guys are like, I was getting handjobs when I was nine. Not me. Jon Stewart saw your tape. Youre going to be on The Daily Show. I run outside. And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. Hasan, youll never understand. Ill never understand? Growing up, we just want that co-sign. She was like, Fuck that. Im JGL. Ive seen Girls. She runs up to me and hugs me. Meanwhile, I I didnt go to grad school. No one is going to marry him. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. So some of you guys dont know. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. I dont care what anyone says. 23 S.E. I would have gotten a slap. Cheese! I cant tell you how blue it is. This show is awesome! Brunettes? Rajesh Rengatramana How does she make love? I decided not to go. Everybody in the class looked at me. Were doing integrals. She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Rajesh Rengatramanajanana She is dating an Indian dude, and this dude is Indian as fuck. And youre really special to me. Isnt life like biryani, where you push the weird shit to the side? Im going to put this in my car.. What will people think? I dont know if you know, but every time a br0wn father says log kya kahenge, a star actually falls from the sky. This is bullshit. So one day he gets up in front of the entire class. Thank God Jeff took her. Why didnt you forgive her? he asks his son. Her father is this successful retired judge. Just to see her one last time. All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Love intrinsically is bigger than fear, he declares. Send that shit right now! People who say they love you and are afraid of you at the same time. In one of the shows most poignant moments, Minhaj describes a conversation he had with his father, who was recovering from major heart surgery. God made Black saints. Im the cure for racism. Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. Not for me. Im like, You work at Subway. Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham is playing on Zee TV. 30. And Aisha senses it. I was like, Oh, I live in LA. Im blessed. Thats Tinder with no photos. Have you heard of Seema? Shwarma time! I love that so much. Its like the adults in Charlie Br0wn. We should do this more often. We got Batman, baby! Its a very heavy ring. She has a PhD. [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. I didnt know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. Im like, Whatever, its not going to happen. Every single br0wn mother makes your daughter quinceaera dress, chop cuts. Professor X, Magneto, that close. The producer answers the door: Audition with me. Hasan, were normal. Killing it! Youre going to fight with your parents, and theres a finite number of hands you can play. Me, Jehovahs Witness girl, Korean exchange students, going to the prom? But my mom, shes very controlling. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. 10 Surprising Facts About Hasan Minhaj (1) FTD Facts. The first time you experience racism? Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. [laughter] That kid wont choke on camera. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. Boom! Weve got customers. #brilliant. I love you, my white princess. [laughter] You see me. I need that girl. This is a secret that nobody told me! But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. Whoa! You claim that shit on your own terms. You should get married. Thats a Hall of Fame br0wn dad decision. Her family is Hindua point of contention for Minhajs Muslim family. Just the two of us trying to make it in America. But for me, I was born here. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. I saw her in the sandbox. This has, um This has been a very good year for me. Turn left. But the reason why I write about you is because I see you kept your promise. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. Because I dont give a fuck about any of my single friends. (1977) The Alamo: (1936, 1960 & 2004) The Alamo . Were different. And then Hindus, they like cartoons. Door opens. Six years old, Janice Malo. Hasan bhai is a comedian.. Youve got to ease your way in. Im going to America. One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. She sat behind me, first day, shes like, Hey whats your AIM screen name?. Thats a hand. But tonight is one of those nights We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska and were going to be taking photos, so we dont think youd be a good fit. And I honestly dont know who is more right. Like changing the oil on your car. Our parents are like a firewall to the outside world. I had to bring it back here. My dad picked it up before me. She Phil Jacksoned that situation. Phone Number (954)-871-1411. She went to an Ivy League law school. A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like, Maybe we have a race problem. For every Trayvon Martin or Ahmed the clock kid, there is bigotry that happens every day. What do you like? Its been going on for centuries. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Aisha goes, Come home, now. I was like, I got a set at the Comedy Store. Maybe I will follow my dreams. Then Bethanys like, Hey, we always study at my house. In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. This is really nice. And I look at her, and Im like, Oh, my God. And now you want to be the bigger man? Theyre like, Oh, this is a cartoon Ganesh. Because love is bigger than fear. I wish I could tell him that. Not you, not you, not you. I was a lover. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. How easy is my name? But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Also, remember, parents respect honesty. Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. The starring, who is also the writer of the video, Hasan Minhaj grows up in an India American Muslim background. Davis California.. Shes crying, Hasan bhai, why would you do this? Anim tears of innocence. He's a two-time Peabody Award winner and host of the Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj, which has just begun its second season. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. Why do you do that? And she was like, I am so sorry. Is Hasan there? What you want, Alice? I was like, Im going to die a virgin. Im in Geometry with Hasan. Its not a 90-hour saga. Were about the alphabet. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. We get there. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. Keema roti, me? I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents he was going to liberate India, even they were like, Log kya kahenge! Phone rings. Get nine in a box for just ten bucks. Hes 12 years old. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. Someone whos not in our tribe. Im crushing life. Im like, No! Then I hear [sings Daily Show theme] I know that voice. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 Action / Comedy / Documentary. Come on! Slapping is important. What are you into? I was like, What?, What do I like? Why arent you laughing? So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. August 11th, 1993. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? I was like, Yo, Facebook! Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. Damn! That is an Indian sociopath. I was like, Fuck that. He saw my vision board. Be well. Dont worry, it wont take long. Youre good. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Just confirm how you got your ticket. The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. About to meet his future daughter-in-law, Minhajs father repeats an oft-spoken phrase from their household: log kya kahenge, What will people think? Minhaj and his sister become upset, believing that something bigger besides religion, race, creed, color, or class unites them with all people. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. This is what I do. In his 2017 stand-up special, Minhaj introduced himself and his . Boom! And Muslims, we dont eat pork. Its too late. Davis, whats up? So Ill see you Monday, right?. Dont do that. Do you know what its like to have a parent that controls your life? No, I dont. Im about to pop a wheelie. Say something. She starts talking about rent control and I cut her off. Kids were losing their minds. And then, when it came time for me to get married, I got married to a girl from a Hindu family. Youre about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking Reed.. Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US Happy Birthday. Weve got to round them up, weve got to contain them. And Ben Afflecks like, Are you crazy? Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King) stops by Utkarsh's apartment to discuss his one-man show "Homecoming King", bringing South Asian American stories to the mainstream and the responsibilities that come it, how things work at The Daily Show, and Hasan talks about his brave, bold and incredibly powerful speech to Congress at the 2015 Theyre like, Oh! Second period rolls around like clockwork. Why? Happy Birthday., Savage, right? Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. No, no were not. I look at her, Please dont say anything. She says nothing, like a G. [laughter] Bell rings. Arden. You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Starbucks, Wi-Fi, freeways, happy birthday. Its not like a broken condom where youre like, Im in! [laughter] Eight years. We can speak two languages. The night this airs, friends send me text messages. Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. 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