Crick's a-rising. Quicker than a Fox News anchor hocks their new book. It's easy! Showing search results for "Slicker Than A" sorted by relevance. busier than a 2-dollar whore on nickel night. ..out quicker than [sports team] hopes at making it to the play-offs. T-Raw the ruler, slicker than a gold patch gold chain cubic. (LogOut/ Author: Saint Francis De Sales. I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost. T-Raw the ruler, slicker than a gold patch gold chain cubic. I'm so poor I couldn't jump over a nickel to save a dime. Your email address will not be published. Where did the phrase "slicker than a school marm's tit" originate from? All that rain has our dirt road more screwed up than a screen door on a submarine Slicker than eel s. So in the future you guys need try to be slick, be slicker than a six year old. "I meant " She moaned, " played bodyguard. Drier than a popcorn fart. A particularly slippery patch or someone who is shady or slick Believe it or not this is one of the least disgusting ways Southerners describe. Slicker than smooth gravy on a gritty walrus ass. In my humble opinion, all these sayings are more endearing when spoken in a southern or hillbilly accent. Its the only shade they offer. Gender: Male. For me, describing a person as slicker than snot on a doorknob strongly suggests that they are given to sophistry, equivocation, evasiveness or the deceitful manipulation of appearances; they are certainly not to be trusted. These are FAAAAAAAAABULOTASTIC, thanks ever so much..EXACTLY what I was looking for!!! Here is a list of several of the best Quicker than a or Faster than a one-liners . Iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldnt see what I was saying. Books! The original saying probably came from someone who had glass door knobs and snotty nosed kids. Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. Ellen Massey, Bittersweet Country (1978) doe list the expression, along with another vivid simile [snippet view]: Robert Hendrickson, The Facts on File Dictionary of American Regionalisms (2000) mentions "slick as a school-marm's leg" (from New England), "slicker'n a smelt" (also from New England), and "slick as a peeled onion" (from Appalachia), but no snot-related similes. 37. It is- AS USEFUL AS A MAN IN AN ASS KICKEN CONTEST. Busier than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. In Reply to: Slicker than. | Contact Us ..faster than the babysitters boyfriend when the car pulls up. Submitted by unknown Country Contradictions Hillbilly Humor Silly Sayings and lots of other stuff I have said will say or have heard someone else say. See this gun? You know if I wrote the arrangements two years from now they would probably be a lot slicker. I squirm away, giggling, and he stretches out to tickle my stomach. faster than donald trump can say little Marco or lyin Ted, Ive heard in TexasFaster than a scalded dog., My friend changes his [email] more often than Oprah goes through diet plans! Books! A favourite old Australian saying is: He can move faster than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest. Cherie Priest I mean you're so shy & I'm lovin your tie I nudge him again, a little harder, and he laughs and tries to catch hold of my arm. I'm gonna tan your hide. I kill bad men, you kill good. He nudges me back. God damn you, God, throw down on me and kill me now or let me live! Does CamStudio Install A Virus? Mal Peet I know the rules. Faster than a bee stung stallion. Frank Zappa, Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. ..disappeared faster than a [snack food] at a [diet program] meeting. ..vanished quicker than (one hit wonder)s music career. Showing search results for "Slicker Than" sorted by relevance. If you keep goin' the way you're headed, pretty soon you're gonna get there. It's hotter than the hinges of hell. It sure was fun puttm together fur ya. Based on the idea that if you grab onto a doorknob that has something unknown on it, your first instinct is to let go. Bruce Johnston. THANKS! Look me up when youre in. ""Born and raised. You hear me, God? Cant swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal-Mart. After a long dry spell and a hot summer, the highway can get extremely slippery almost greasy or oily making it Dont let that city slicker con you out of all your hard-earned money. Hardly Born and raised. Some are reputed sick and some are not. Braintree Knob Twiddlers 13.9k Joined 22 Jul 2005 Gender: Male Location: San Francisco, Neptune, United States of SPACE Country: Not Selected XBOX Live: Sociopathogen Posted June 15, 2018 I was trying to come up with something funny for a Facebook comment about how quickly I would have kicked a romantic potential to the curb based on an action he had taken against a lady friend (installing password trackers on her computer), and had trouble finding very many good ones, so I decided to make my own list! Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree. Slicker than a bald tire semi on a mile of wet asphalt. More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At Wise and witty ways to talk Texan. siligut. The quantifiable evidence is not on your side: if you use Google's Ngram viewer to compare the usage frequency for "The road was slick" for the 2009 American English corpus versus the 2009 British English corpus, you'll discover that it is recorded as having zero frequency in BrE. "City slicker," he says, rolling over on top of me, and then kisses me. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Showing search results for Slicker Than A sorted by relevance. Colder than a well diggers ass. Making it more difficult than it should be. 3 matching entries found. slicker than owl shit cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick" Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit. Honest If that ain't a fact, God's a possum. My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldnt see what I was. Youll go to hell as quick for lyin as you will for stealin. FWIW: I was born in Pennsylvania, and most of the English speakers who I've related to are Appalachian of some sort (N and S). The expression is popular throughout the South but possibly originated in Texas. In the USA, slick can mean both physically slippery ("Be careful! Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit. I'm fuller than a tick on a big dog. John Godfrey Saxe, Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Off go her silky undergarments. Slicker Than Quotes Sayings. roads are slicker than sayings. They glint slightly, a pleasant muffled clinking on the sheets. | Contact Us A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree. Although Harlan Ellison's use of the expression "slicker than snot on a doorknob" in The Other Glass Teat: Further Essays of Opinion on Television (1972) is one of the earliest published instances of the simile in that form, "slick as snot on a doorknob" is noted in two unrelated folklore glossaries from the 1960s, one of which cites its use by a 'Smart', in American usage, is slicker and sharper than 'intelligent'; faster off the mark and quicker on its feet than deep thought. Slicker than cut okra in the sink Slicker than deer guts on a door knob Slicker than greased goose shit Slicker than greased owl shit Slicker than greased shit through a tin horn Slicker than otter snot Slicker than owl shit Slicker than sin Slicker than snot and smashed bananas Slicker than snot on a bald mans head Slicker than snot on a. 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